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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Layan nasyid skali skale =)

Salam.
Nasyid ni best bro.. very best nasyid bro.. skali dengar mesti nk lagi.
very best bro.. best bro~ xD
dr kepahaman, lagu ni ditujukan kepada org tersyg seperti ibu kite.. =)

video

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

See U di IPT

Cerite lame an?
mesti ade yg tak tgk lagi.Linkbler ak tgk, rindu ase nyer nk amik SPM balik. xD
try tgk.
tak rugi. besh~

Source youtube suda xD
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10

layan~
klu minat nasyid lagi layan~ hehe. =)

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Adek aku hot? kah3!



6 jam perjalanan balik ke kl dr utm nek motor dgn ayeen mmg memenatkan.
headbangang ak jd atas motor. ngantuk glerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~
bosan satu hal. slalu tdor jer kalau jalan jauh.
hamik kau 1st time, full time jage dr jb ke kl. slamat la ade lagu jd teman dok melalak menyanyi kat highway. kih3~

so, bebalik pade topik asal.
nk dijadikan citer. ceciter2~
adek ak yg dajah 4 kot tak silap tak pun dajah 5, dpt surat cinte.
gile. ak smpai ke tue ni xdpt2 surat cinte. jeles bep.
my beloved mom yg cerite.
ntah camne, ak tak ingt mak ak jumpe surat cinte dia. tp yg penting isi dia bunyik lagu ni~
"sy slalu tgk awak, tp awk tak pnah tgk sy pon. sy suke awk"
buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. beguling2 dr ruang tamu ke dapur ke luar rumah smpai garage keter patu g ruang tamu balik ak gelak dgr ayat tuh.
romantik bep! sakit perut gelak. adek ak tesipu2 malu jer.
trus ak tanye direct jer. cantik tak budak tuh???
dgn pantas nyer dia pon menjawab.

buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha ak samung gelak beguling2222~
kuang asam nyer adek.
patut besyukur la ade pengalaman dingorat kanak2 camni. wakakakaka.
mmg lawak tahap ke 19 bdk2 zaman skran nih. adoyai!

hahahahahaha!

~adek ak yg kerek + manje + kelakar. haha~

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Lame tak update ^_^

hihi salam allzz~

lame tak update.
sedikit sebanyak bz lah gamaknye.
pkir jap ape yg jd 1 bln tak update nih.
so maybe important events will flashback now in my head!!!
...................1%
........................................................................................99%
.LOADING COMPLETE.

- sorg laghi kosmate kawen. grator azad. =)
- menang ipod shufle free. oo yeah ^_^ thx Shell. secara tak langsung dapat peluang becuti kat sepang.insyaAllah. yeah! ^_^
- sibuk ngn PSM. nek gile wat report. T_T
- pening pale ngn prog GOP. mintak2 jd. sgt2 nk pegi. +_+
- oh yea. test test. test. dah masuk minggu study week. wew~
- job hunt. @_@
- ooooohhh! my darling HB! xD
- berjaye menghasut beberape kawan2 sy tuk terjebak mengahasilkan blog.. xD
http://norhayatiaris.blogspot.com/
http://fatimahsiti-blog.blogspot.com/
http://mamahaikaljua.blogspot.com/

uhhh. menghadapi minggu2 yg sukar sebagai seorg senior final year yg dah nk grad. sape kate jd final year best. +_+ best nk abes study tp sibuknyer kalah PM. LOL xD
dengan ini saya berharap, harap sgt, dengan penuh harapan, dapat grad. \^_^/

end~

Tumpang pelamin member. LOL xD

^_^ ak menjerit macam score goal!!! hahahaha!!

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Bz

Currently busy T_T

Friday, March 11, 2011

Oh tsunamiii.

A magnitude-8.9 earthquake hit northeastern Japan, generating a tsunami as high as 10 metres. The Pacific Tsunami Warning Centre in Hawaii issued tsunami warnings for Japan, Russia, Marcus Island and the Northern Marianas and tsunami watches for Taiwan, the Philippines, Indonesia, Hawaii, Guam and other Pacific islands. (Source: World News Australia)
*tekejut*

Monday, March 7, 2011

Big Bang Theory Theme Song Lyrics =)


Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhTSfOZUNLo - try to watch and hear. fun heh.

(source youtube)

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Lelaki, BACER! Wanita. BACER~ =)





Sesungguhnya perempuan yang baik itu adalah yang rendah maharnya…..

Sabda Rasulullah SAW

” خير النساء أحسنهن وجوها أرخصهن مهورا “

أخرجه أبن حبان من حديث أبن عباس

Ertinya : “ Sebaik-baik wanita adalah yang elok rupanya dan yang paling rendah kadar maharnya


” ابركهن اقلهن مهرا “

Ertinya : “ Seberkat-berkat wanita ialah paling sedikit maharnya”


Rasulullah SAW juga bersabda maksudnya :
“Sebaik-baik maskahwin ialah yang lebih rendah “. ( Riwayat Abu Daud )

Dan sabda Rasulullah s.a.w. yang bermaksud:
“Sesungguhnya yang besar berkat nikah ialah yang sederhana belanjanya “.
( Riwayat Ahmad )

Pagi ni aku buka halaqah, aku tertarik dengan tajuk yang macam aku tulis tajuk kat sini. Kadang aku fikir, tak kesian ke wanita kepada lelaki yang kurang berkemampuan tetapi berkeinginan untuk berkahwin dengan si dia. Dan lelaki akan merasa tertekan pada masa yang sama perasaan itu tidak ditunjukkan dan akan mendiamkan diri.

Aku cuba quote kan komen2 yang telah dibalas di tajuk ini.

Apa pula kaitan tanggungjawap seorang lelaki dengan nilai duit hantaran tu? Ikut syariatkah jika nilai wang hantaran tu diletakkan tinggi-tinggi? Lagipun wang hantaran tu nak buat apa sebenarnya? Adakah alasannya kerana sekarang harga barang-barang mahal,maka nilai wang hantaran pun jadi tinggi?

Rasanya tak logik langsung ada kaitan antara nilai wang hantaran dengan tanggungjawap seorang suami dan menghargai sebuah perkahwinan. Sebenarnya nilai wang hantaran tinggi tu lebih menyukarkan perkahwinan untuk dilangsungkan saja. Semakin tinggi nilainya semakin sukar untuk seorang lelaki berkahwin. Tambahan jika ibu bapa letakkan nilai wnag hantaran ikut kelulusan anak. Macam ikut kelayakan jawatan pula, SPM dikelaskan dalam N17 atau N19, gajinya sekian-sekian, Diploma DGA 29 atau DGA32,gajinya lingkungan ini,ijazah pula DG 41 atau U48 gajinya banyak ni, MA (master) gaji lagi tinggi dan PhD pula gajinya begini...

Agaknya kebanyakkan (bukan semua) ibu bapa sekarang ikut standard nilah dalam meletakkan nilai hantaran anak perempuannya...

Melalui pengamatan aku, ianya memang sudah pun terjadi dan sudah menjadi trend masakini.

saya setuju dgn kata2 air mata kasih.. xde kaitan pun seseorang lelaki dengan nilai hantaran... bagi saya hantaran yg tinggi tu trend saja, makin banyak makin tinggi la nilai status seseorang wanita.. KONONNYA... AGAKNYA LA kesian org dulu2 kan.. berapa mahal sgt la hantaran orang tua kita, tapi kita lihat kebahagian mereka yg tiada tolok bandingan.. nilai hantaran yg tinggi tidak menjamin kebahagiaan rumah tangga.. pesan buat semua: jangan la materialistik sangat... hidup ini hanya sementara dan dunia ini hanya pinjaman. penuhkan la dengan amal ibadat

(sumber FB)

p/s: alhamdulillah, penuhkan ilmu didada sblom kawin =)

Saturday, March 5, 2011

WoW. Sy jahat.


(sumber FB)

wow.. *speechless*
betol ke tak sumber ni? tp menarik xD
biase la FB.
btw, ak pon tak pasti ak lahir pada bulan islam tersebut, FB application quite clever i think they can measure bla bla n bla~~
tp kenape negatif jaaa~~ sob~ T_T generally, mmg bender tu cakap agak betol bler tgk balik dlm diri kiter sendiri.. tp kenapa negatif jeeerr~ arghhh!! LOL~

*perwatakannya jahat* LOL............. =_= perwatakkn jer. tp baik kot ak ni. hehe >_<

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Arghh! She makes me blur >=[




i was so so angry and want to scold the cashier right away after she doing somthing stupid and feel that she was totally right. damn!

"kak, 3 coolblog coklat" i said..
then she replay, okayyy..

*5 minutes past*

then 1 couple suddenly appear and order.. after several minutes, the bad thing is they got they order 1st than me!! arghh!!

*another 5 minutes past*

"RM 9.30" the cashier said. and, i give her 10 ringgit.. the moment of my totally angry is starting here. after that he asking me "do u hav 30 cent", "oh okay i have it".. n the normal thing that u will thought after giving someone 30 sent and the balance is 1 ringgit.. but it isnt normal at all in my case.. i dont know what the **** the cashier think and, she give me the balance in "duit syling" and i was like.. "EH".. im sure u would like to think straight away u will get 1 ringgit in paper made. after i was say EH n she staring at me like im doing damn wrong n said with muke tak puas ati, "salahker? balance" arghhhh!! for sure it was not wrong at all!! the wrong thing is, i giv u syling n u giv me my syiling back!! i thought she dont have enough syiling and i offer mine.. but the way she giving back the balance wit special face expression looks like im doing somthing wrong.. she teasing me.. damn~ "nevermind" i said n i walked away >=[ .. i was thinking again, why she asking me for cents while she have more than me.. and why she want to teasing me? &*(@^T&!%#&)%!^($^!(%^(%!!

Monday, February 28, 2011

Only need 1 hour per day =)




hi guys.
im here to sharing what i got after reading book .. .. .. (forget the book name xD)
1 hour per day s enough for us to learn english.
15 minutes for listening.
15 minutes for reading.
15 minutes for writing.
15 minutes for speaking.

listening? how?
- i could suggest u guys listening for radio. english fm for sure. fly. redhot. and else. like me, i choose to listening on some english joke and song in youtube.. =)

reading?
- hehe.. read novel, notes orrr newspaper.. hehe =)

writing?
- hmm.. try to summary somthing that u read for example, ur notes or what so ever it is.. then u will get benefit of memorize ur notes and also improving ur writing skills.. =)

speaking?
- uhh.. interesting isnt it~ hehe just practice.. practice makes better.. hihihi.. with who? frens la.. even it is sound funny and weird for the early try, but after several try and error, u will make it hobby.. even scolding and "mencarut" u will use english.. hahaha xD

why english is important? uhhh.. idk why actualy. we live in malaysia kan.. watpa nk belaja english.. ohh.. salah tuh.. knowing more than 1 language kan bagus.. so instead of knowing malay language that we use everyday, why not we trying to get use with 1 more language.. mandarin is good aso.. korea? japan? english better.. =) kate nk keje oversea.. hahaha xD

Sunday, February 27, 2011

karangan OH karangan


(sumber FB)

lawak mmg lawak ble baca karangan ni kan. tp kesinambungannyer, kenape bdk2 boleh buat karangan camni. pelik2. bkn nk kate student cine jer macam ni. student melayu pon ade. bnyk lagi cth kter leyh carik kat intenet. sometimes mmg jd bahan lawak. tp sedih gak student tak lyh mengarang dgn betol dr sejak kecik. kalau kite tgk, maybe soalan bdk dajah 6 maybe? tak pon form 1 mcm tuh. kalau karang bdk dajah 4 5 tak blaja surat menyurat lagi nih. sbb tajuk karangan kat atas pon pasal surat cuti. format surat pon salah. act, xder format lgsg!! hahahaha!! tatahan nk gelak.

teringat ak bile bace karangan adik sendiri pasal haiwan peliharaan saya. ade satu part leyh gelak guling2.. "lepas makan, kucing saya kedapur basuh pinggan dia" OMG! camne kucing leyh pinggan sendiri? bile ak tanye adik ak, sape dapat markah paling tinggi. dia kate takde sape pon. haha. ape kes. sume bdk melayu, kelas pandai. bile tanye lagi, camne ley tau kucing basuh pinggan. kucing denel rajin, biar la~ .. terpaku terkaku gak ak nk jawab ape tatau. haha. bdk2. bile tanye lagi, cikgu tak aja ke camne nk buat karangan. ajar. abestu? tak ape cikgu ajar denel tak paham. =_=

mungkin jugak satu kepastian, tu merupekan karangan adik ak yg pertame. tu leyh bahan gelak. tp, cube pkir, kalau dah form 1 2 3 4 5 6 karangan cam dak dajah 4. agak ape lam pale otak diorg? bkn susah bep nk mengarang. mungkin tang tatabahase tu ak pon wat silap. tp isi2 tu kadang tak melambangkan diorg di level sepatutnye.

sedih3~ T_T camne la nk tlg adik ak yg kelakar ni.. pening2..

Friday, February 25, 2011

Spangebob vs Tom & Jerry



haha.
antara SB n TJ mane lagi kelakar? mestila la SB utk mase sekarang.
kalau dulu2, TJ 1 of the katun feveret mase sekolah rendah.

fact TJ dgn mata kasarnye.
- kucing vs tikus. ak rase cam bnyk lagi tikus si jerry tu menang berbanding kucing. kuat tikus rupenyer xD
- katun yg kurang suare. suare ade biler tom kene marah tau bercakap ngn kucing len dn juge sound effect bnyk jugak ade.
- comel!! ^_^

SB pulak.
- watak sekor span yg sedikit ok otaknye berbanding kawan karibnya sebuah tapak sulaiman yg mmg tak betol.
- mengetangahkn lawak yg mmg sengal dn tak betol. kadang2, org tak suke bender2 yg mengarut ni. xD
- kalu tgk mesti gelak!! tak pnah tak gelak even ulang bnyk kali.. haha

mungkin zaman TJ dah berakhir. dn TJ sebenarnya dah lame ade dalam dunia katun. ase nyer sejak ak tgk tb zaman tadika dulu ade dah. smpai skrang katun TJ still mendapat sambutan hangat xD. tp ade jugak katun melayu yg cube try TJ, tp xkreatif la bro. xjd katunnya. haha. kalu kene pilih tom tau jerry, mestilah ak pilih jerry!! sbb cuteee sgt.. xD

SB? wew. ak ingat lagi dulu2 asyik kutuk SB sbb katun cam bangang n ape tah watak span + tapak sulaiman. ape leyh buat? tp once dah tgk atas sbb2 tak dpt dielakkan. "ape la kelakar sgt katun ni. bengong sungguh" my 1st reaction. haha. kesengalan patrick dn spongebob yg tatau dr mane datang penyakit diorg ni, mmg sgt menjadi. kalu yg tak pnah tgk, try la tgk. maybe at least, korg kutuk2 pon, tegelak sekali. haha. antara bnyk2 watak SB yg ak tunggu bile tgk...... mestilah patrick. hahaha.. sbb bnyk lawak dtg dari kebodohan + kelembapan + kesengalan patrick. rindu nyer nk tgk SB T_T

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Could be ur new hobby after this? =)

http://www.cleverbot.com/

maybe some people already know bout this, but some not.
and if not, try out. =)

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

V1..

cube mengingati kesah lampau sewaktu berumur 6 tahun..
tp nnt comes in my mind..
camne cerite2 boleh ingat erk..

p/s: mungkin ak bnyk minum air semut.. tu lupe.. T_T

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

hmm

hmmmmm